Name: William Sonnek
Tagline: Author, engineer, philosopher, and purveyor of random platypus facts. Find me on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter at @wrongwaytowrite
Born: Uh, I can’t remember…lemme grab my driver’s license…oh, it’s way the heck over there? Never mind. Sometime in the middle of the summer, I think…
Current Age: 24 or 25. If it’s September when you’re reading this, definitely 25.
Death: Hasn’t happened yet. I think.
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Masters: Mechanical Engineering
Dance of Triumph: Embarrassing, I’m sure.
Cause of Death: Dance of Triumph.
Hair Style: Cause of Death.
Most Annoying Trait: Hair style. Just kidding, it’s repeating myself.
Hair Color: Mud. And not the fun mud, either–more like the gross mud.
Height: 6’4″, more or less…and a little more than less.
Foot Size: “Barge.”
Weight: Embarrassingly light.
Celebrity Lookalike: The lamppost from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
Top speed: TBD.
Maximum Horsepower: 2 HP, but don’t expect me to sustain that for too long.
Favorite animal: The platypus.
Favorite Vehicle: Oh, gosh…probably the Millenium Falcon from Star Wars. NO. I TAKE THAT BACK. THE IRONMAN SUIT. NO! DRIVING THE MILLENIUM FALCON WITH THE IRONMAN SUIT. NO, WAIT–
Favorite *REAL* Vehicle: Fine, be that way! My 2010 Dodge Dakota.
Favorite Game: Bike Tag. Unless you’re talking about the “video” category, in which case it would be Destiny, followed by Mario Kart. Card game would be Uno.
Rank in Taekwondo: 2nd-Degree Black Belt.
Favorite Drink: Root beer!
Favorite *Alcoholic* Drink: Hard Root Beer.
Addiction: Root beer.
Life Goal: ROOT BEER.
*Reboot in progress*
Life Goal: To take over the world. Or build an Ironman suit. Possibly both.
Favorite Book: The Icarus Hunt by Timothy Zahn.
First Book Published: Off the Radar, published under my nom de plume of “Radar Midway.” It was a collection of autobiographical short stories, and I didn’t want to be hunted by immediate family members for including them in my memoirs.